I have started to notice odd trends that go along with single farming...what I mean is, living alone as a single farmer. They aren't major, life changing peculiarities, just strange changes to my routine that can't be avoided ever since I moved to a farm. And, I have no good explanation for any of it as to why it just started happening. I've lived alone a bunch in the past and it never was like this. (I am fighting them for all its worth, just so you know.)
My socks and feet have never been as dirty as they have been here on the farm.
Ewwwww, I know. I have gardened all my life, but for some reason dust flies more freely here. Doesn't even matter if I have shoes on, or not. That's what's so bizarre! I think it may come down to the absence of one little expensive pair of good farm boots. My farmer's tan will start at the knees. They are on my list. Check.
My arms are always full whether I'm leaving or entering the house. Now this doesn't even make sense! One or the other should be sporting empty arms, right? But NOOOO. I leave with a bag of garbage for the composte bin and come back in with an arm full of tomatoes, squash, the coffee cup I left outside and an empty cat dish. I fumble for the key with six bags of groceries hanging on my arms, hoping the wine doesn't fall out and crash to the cement steps (dear God,
NO) and have to turn right around and go back out to put the armful of recyclables in the bin. I can say it isn't easy balancing your load when three dogs are pushing past you to get to the air conditioning. I come and go, slamming the screen door more now than I did as a kid! (I can just hear my mom yelling..."Stay in or stay out!")
If you tell yourself you haven't seen any snakes this year, they will magically appear.
For six months, I have not seen any snakes on the farm. I thought, "Maybe they've moved on?" Oh no, not true. Since that thought welled up in my mind like a conversation bubble in a cartoon, I found a snake on a rafter in the barn that refused to come down, a snake swimming in the flooded back field heading straight toward me and tonight, one coiled around a blackberry bush right under my nose.
Enough already....I think they were "good snakes", still,
ENOUGH!
One project always leads to two.
You can't just do one thing around here. Start painting the kitchen, and all the woodwork in the house now looks dingy so you start painting that, too. Powder the dogs coat with diatomaceous earth and you start clipping their overgrown doggie nails. Put a dimmer switch on the chandelier, and you'll want a dimmer switch on every light socket. This pattern goes on and on and on. They're right, you can't just eat one Lays potato chip. (Folks, this is why farmers have to get up so early.)
It might be that I am the only one here to do any of it, or that there are just so many things to do, you have to take on two at a time, or that I just never, ever stop. I'm not really sure, but I sure have noticed the trend. Farms are busy places for good reason.
I hope that by retirement, I will have accomplished most of the extra tasks I conjured up n my mind. My home is about finished being painted and repaired and I am starting to do fun creative things. Although, wouldn't a lovely screened in porch leading to a patio with a fire pit or an outdoor kitchen be grand to enjoy? Yes. Yes it would.